firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Źródło: tastefullyoffensive, via multi-fandom-polish-blog)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Źródło: 10000bc, via multi-fandom-polish-blog)

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

(via multi-fandom-polish-blog)

(Źródło: lanafan, via calendderoux)

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Źródło: riveille, via multi-fandom-polish-blog)

lordwhat:

Reign it in, dude.

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(via sucharyquinto)

and-one-the-stars:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants



This was in my bio textbook

and-one-the-stars:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants
This was in my bio textbook

(Źródło: memewhore, via sucharyquinto)

221behavior:

So, he’s just realized that the man that he’s been in in love with for some time now (without realizing it) has been in love with him for the entire duration of their friendship, but he’s now unable to do a thing about it and is instead obligated to play the music for the first dance of said man’s wedding to someone else.

If only there were a way to visually express just how much hell Sherlock is actually in during this scene. Oh, wait—

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(via sucharyquinto)

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

(via justacasgirl)

Bad thing about a writer's mind

  • 6am: Oh what a wonderful dream to wake up from. Now I'll give you five story ideas.
  • 1am: You're tired? Well I'm sorry but I must keep these ideas coming until it's almost 4am and you're dozing off on your computer/notebook.
  • Shower: I know how you can solve this plot hole.... with this scene.
  • In a store: That person over there looks like OC... oh! This gives me an idea! Who cares if you have nothing to write it down with.
  • At a party: Wow... here's a great way to word that scene you can't get down. Too bad in five minutes you won't remember much more than two sentences. From different paragraphs.
  • Timed test: You know what would be great? Instead of this happening, this happens and I am so glad this brilliant idea makes you want to write and not focus on this geometry question!
  • While writing at a decent time: Yeah, I got nothing.

(Źródło: homowrecked, via decommunisation)

tikhalii:

bravely-defaulting:

i love when the supernatural fandom adds a shitty gif to some random fuckin post and then act like they own the place

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(via justacasgirl)

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via lobobathory)

baillieehinton:

lordwhat:

AU where Dean is openly bisexual and a total asshole about it.

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Omg 😂🙌

(via justacasgirl)